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Equal Demotivational Poster


COMMUNISM - Making everyone equally poor since 1917.


TAGS: communism equal poor lies
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Shadows81

Shadows81 - May 14, 2012, 8:09 pm
Yes I did.
Budog - April 23, 2012, 12:27 am
The Soviet Union was an adulteration of the original concept of Communism, just as China and North Korea are today. They are actually fascist dictatorships... Still 5L
Derek - April 22, 2012, 7:40 pm
You've not read Animal Farm, Shadows?
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:18 pm
5L for the truth factor


MATHEMATICS -




BECAUSE WE BOTH HATE ALL THAT VALENTINE'S DAY CRAP -




Boyz N The Hood -


TAGS: racism justice liberty law equality
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:00 am
Trayvon Martin broke contact went home ditched his drugs came back jumped out from behind a bush and hit the "creepy a$$ed cracker" from behind and was beating the man's head against the pavement when sh**. 0nly a moron could call Martin's death "murder".
birddseedd - July 31, 2014, 3:25 pm
problem with this is, zimmerman did not shoot when he saw the hood, she sh** when he was being beat to death


MISUNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: nagging problem women bird plus alka seltzer equals boom
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Airman - November 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
been there. best to lay low


RIGHTS -




Hmmmmm -


TAGS: more bacon equals happy content
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2014, 8:59 pm

(chuckles quietly)
EmilioDumphque - September 30, 2014, 1:22 am
That's even logical: You can't have commercial meat from pigs without strong government regulation everyone obeys out of self interest. Trichinosis is unforgiving.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:20 pm
True that


FROZEN ASSETS -


TAGS: women equality relationship football help moving
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Iconoclast - August 19, 2010, 4:32 pm
That is an excellent poster with a terrific caption. A curse on those who bombed you.
agdaniele - August 19, 2010, 12:03 pm
Another targeted bombing! Bring it on, little girls! Ratings mean nothing to me. Just the comments below from the people I respect.
kay9kabang - August 11, 2010, 4:47 am
Roflmao!
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:10 pm
ROR! 5L
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 12:08 pm
Ah, I thought it was how aggy was getting north.
culos - August 10, 2010, 7:03 am
Herbie?
Ed-Hyde - August 10, 2010, 6:58 am
Who do you think is steering the car?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:27 pm

slugbug, I called it
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 9:55 pm
send your responses to, "How's that going for ya" at "WeDon'tCareWereGettingLaidReguarilyNow.com 5L


THE TOILET - The One Place Everyone Is Equal




Equality -


TAGS: pzy equality respect colour vegan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

MrStupidGir - June 22, 2013, 12:47 pm
someone must save the vegetables
falloutghoul - June 22, 2013, 8:07 am
Other than a facepalm, not much.
MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:32 am
5Lahaha Is there anything that goes well with a vegan?
lgvernon - June 21, 2013, 11:50 pm

5 huge laughs!~


LOOKS ARE DECEPTIVE... -




Other People's Children -




The Best Color In The Whole World -


TAGS: color equality harmony attitude life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 3, 2014, 10:58 pm
Thank you :)
ughomer - September 3, 2014, 3:12 pm
Superb - 5 lions.


GAY MARRIAGES -


TAGS: freedom equality misery lolz
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

AdmiralAckbar - September 13, 2010, 3:55 pm
All for it. I want to see what the divorce rate will be.
Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Y'all know I'm the religious one. Do away with government run marriages, call them all civil unions. Leave 'Marriages' to churches. Agreed, homo***uals have just as much right to suffer as the rest of us.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 9:10 pm
My favorite joke from Chris Rock
tellitlikeitis - September 12, 2010, 12:26 pm
Funny one.
agdaniele - September 12, 2010, 11:45 am
They want to keep those 70% separation and 50% divorce rates to themselves, eh? It's like a group of people telling you that you can't have vegemite.


Woman -


TAGS: woman man equality liberation tradition
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - January 22, 2016, 10:21 am
Thanks. I'll have to find just the right picture to describe me. Do you have any suggestions?
GaryO - January 22, 2016, 12:21 am
Now, I'm going to attempt to write suck, then s******, then b***er
GaryO - January 22, 2016, 12:20 am
THis...is good. Push, git an avatar. Sit. Stay.
Pushkin - January 21, 2016, 9:38 pm
I can't duck. I'm a man of courage. And as I said in my first comment. I'm not really smart enough to duck. But thanks for your concern. It will be remembered at my funeral.
Pushkin - January 21, 2016, 9:36 pm
Thank you very much. I do have courage. No brains but lots of courage.
Zeul - January 21, 2016, 6:53 pm
Last word was supposed to be Duck
Zeul - January 21, 2016, 6:52 pm
Duck Dude ... Seriously ... Suck
Bandit5906 - January 21, 2016, 1:26 pm
Pushkin: man of courage!


SUCCESS -


TAGS: success equals ignorance plus confindence pzy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:14 am

5blue steels dude...magnum just ins't enough
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 11:33 pm
It must be that d*** Hansel. He's so h** right now!
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 10:20 pm
thanks man.
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 10:00 pm
This is full of win. 5 Blue Steel's.


BABY CARS - They need love too.


TAGS: gender equality
Rating: 4.47/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2013, 9:07 pm
Excellent


ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL - Oh yeah? Try telling them that.


TAGS: poor shanty refuse equal
Rating: 4.33/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 9:59 am
I'll bear that in mind for the sequel.
CloudchaserS - May 26, 2012, 9:51 am
A ph**o of racial and or homophobic bigots would have also worked


EQUAL OPPORTUNITY -




PUNK -




HUMANITY -


TAGS: equality excess arrogance stupidity earth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GeorgiZhukov - October 11, 2010, 12:09 pm
There were times when I wish that I had command of the Russian Navy, I think that all of those warships can stop them.


WOMEN’S EQUALITY -


TAGS: women equality
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:12 pm
Vive la différence!
Sean - July 20, 2009, 2:43 am
So dykes don't think they are ***y? That's somehow kinda sad. If you can't delude others, you should at least be able to delude yourself.


EQUALITY -




Death Note -




A Fallujah On The Mississippi -




Egalitarianism -




Beards -


TAGS: equality women beards
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - January 29, 2014, 7:33 am

you forgot about peeing while standing up :)


DESTINY -


TAGS: equal opportunity destiny luck humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 10:53 pm

That's me~~twisted~~
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 10:47 pm
love the twisty humor


WINSTON CHURCHILL DAY - "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."


TAGS: winston churchill quote pigs equals
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 10:28 am
I think it was equals...unless you're on the pigs level, how can it look you straight in the eye...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cannabal.
Cannabal - April 26, 2013, 12:02 am
Well, I think he said, "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. But a pig will look straight in the eye."


QUESTIONABLE AMBITION -


TAGS: women men ambition equality humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 11, 2014, 12:16 pm

Actually, I kind'a like Vermin. I thought you were busy being charming. Nah, not a chance.
GaryO - October 11, 2014, 10:29 am
Other note to self; stevie is a poopoo head.
steve1961 - October 11, 2014, 8:09 am
Note to self: Only come onto Motifake on Friday nights from now on...
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:39 pm
Note to self; Friday night...no posting
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:32 pm
VERNON! I MEANT VENOM!!
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 10:31 pm
Well, Vermin, ya found me out....take me.
lgvernon - October 10, 2014, 12:01 pm

(He LUZ me! I knew it!)
GaryO - October 10, 2014, 8:25 am
Gawd, and I thought I missed this. However, it is good to see you up and clumping around.
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:34 am

Men who seek to be equal with wimmen...hmmm...less pay for the same job...personalized glass ceiling. GO FOR IT, BUDDY!
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:32 am

Thank you, sir~
lgvernon - October 9, 2014, 11:32 am

In order to be repugnant, you have to be pugnant to begin with. Yeah...fits.
GaryO - October 9, 2014, 9:22 am
Geeezuz, Vernon, didn’t realize you were such a blatant fenemist...phlegmenist....suffragette. I mean, are us guys really that repugnant to a refined woman’s sensibilities? Nice tyts, by the way.
GaryO - October 9, 2014, 9:20 am
....and men who seek to be equal with wimin lack eggs in the basket.
Reality Lord - October 9, 2014, 6:52 am

love it!


Inequality -


TAGS: inequality history fossil
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by kirill

kirill - January 31, 2014, 5:19 am
Thank you
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:41 am
Brilliant


RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?


TAGS: opportunity equality ***es females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


Perspective -




FAME -


TAGS: moar spinning equals faster time
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Anything

Anything - June 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Oh, d*** it... Elementary grammar mistake right there.
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ain't that the truth 5 bitter lions


GENDER EQUALITY -




MOTIFAKE.COM - If you've got the time We'll leave the light on for you




MAJESTY -


TAGS: 99 red balloons equals nuclear armageddon
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:31 am
That is awesome. I'm glad somebody else appreciates the taggery arts.
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:33 pm
aahhhh.. got it
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:29 pm
In the tag line, Pirate, not the text body!
ThePirate - May 5, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sorry dude, it's the Fifth Dimension.. not Nena.. which is actually better
Haarakkon - May 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
Working 99 luftballons from Nena in the tagline gets at least 5 bonus L. That's an 11 L poster.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: equality
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - February 5, 2010, 3:38 am
How true how true


EQUALITY -




CONTENTMENT -


TAGS: homeless man stick cup equals appeased treat every little thing in life like a bonus prize
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:32 pm
Excellent. 5L
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Bart, very nice.


NOT ALL CHEFS ARE CREATED EQUAL - Juan-Carlos Cruz Food network chef and author arrested for trying to get homeless guys to kill for him when he had a kitchen full of social outcasts with KNIVES!




ANNAPOLIS - "A certain kind of pirate, yeah, we've been called that."




EQUALITY -




Equal Rights -


TAGS: women equal rights everywhere men
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - January 29, 2015, 8:36 am
You didn't see me not washing my hands, did you Missy?
Cannabal - January 28, 2015, 8:47 pm
....How'd you manage that?
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:36 am
Takes a little talent and practice but yes a woman can sit and use a urinal. Been there, done that, wet my tshirt just a little bit.
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:33 am
She was...at 1 time. Teehee
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:30 am
I know right? Why wouldn't she use the one in the corner?
MissPriss - January 28, 2015, 12:29 am
I've never had a problem using the guys room at the bar. Rather get a few looks (those I have no problem with either!!) than stand and piss myself in the gals line up. To this day, no guys has ever had me kicked out of their washroom.
mizzdizz - January 28, 2015, 12:02 am
MEN!!!! so ignorant! Its a beer night and the line to the ladies room is out the door and continuing down the hall, DUH!! This is called a beer EMERGENCY!!!! Chicks can't go 'water a tire' LOL!
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2015, 9:28 pm
p**** envy! p**** envy! Nener nener nener!
EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2015, 5:21 pm
She must not be wearing underwear!
GaryO - January 27, 2015, 2:20 pm
well that's.....interesting


INEQUALITY -




Affection -


TAGS: creamy or crunchy both work equallyk well
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 6:30 pm

cute. motivational. think about dropping this over to moti-twist as well. i'm sure the admin there would love it.


Workplace Equality -


TAGS: work place career equality women vs men stereotype
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 12, 2016, 8:07 pm
Hey, well all have our moments... Good or bad.
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:50 pm
You can as long as you're having your period too.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:42 pm
Just so long as I too get to be a b**** in the office, we're fine.
MissPriss - January 26, 2016, 6:15 pm
Tomatoe...tomato...as long as I get my d*** sammich!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:15 am
Are you sure that its not beauty persuades and power seduces? chuckle, chuckle


mr. pathagorean -




Strength in Synergy -




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